the gif isn’t loading but I bet it’s a picture of Jared Padalecki
That face kills me every time
when you forget theres homework due tomorrow
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
you can either watch a whole tv series in a day or die trying
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”
I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life