why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
Australian Sunday Mail
*carlton dry is beer
I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society
why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook
to bae or not bae that’s the question
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
- Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
- Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
- Guy: Well...yeah.
- Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you